She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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