is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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