Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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