what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I had to cum in my sink.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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