she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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