Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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