hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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