Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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