Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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