everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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