I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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