I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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