drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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