I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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