So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So many bounce houses so little time
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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