hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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