I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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