walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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