its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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