I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
we made out on top of his cat.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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