We won't sleep together?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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