Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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