My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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