i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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