So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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