"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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