When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Still dying that you shit outside
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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