im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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