If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
accomplished twins. life is a go
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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