and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he shaved USA in his pubs
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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