i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My ass is underappreciated
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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