Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Randomize
