This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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