I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
