spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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