before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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