just tell him i said nine months
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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