oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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