After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
