did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
A+ Viking dick
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
