I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize