'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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