So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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