Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
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i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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