I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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