My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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