I just saw a hot homeless man
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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