love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Boobs are out for the taking
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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