so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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