Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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