I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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