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In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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