What a fucking waste of an outfit
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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