Kiss
Puke
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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