Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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